late start tomorrow can look at sunnys in quokka if needed

got a job yet popo ??? lookin ???????

dont have any paperwork etc ?????

datski which crank did you say ( ka24 would make it a 2.35 ??)

There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.
'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that wire?'
'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!'
'You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!'
'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire.
Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape.
'Hey kid!' the farmer yells. 'Where ya goin' with that tape?'
'Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!'
'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' the farmer yells back.
'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid had a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape.
The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick.
'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that stick?'
'Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here's pussy willow.'
'Hang on,' the farmer says, 'I'll get my hat.'

yeess and fart

Your Momma is So Fat...

I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
She puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Her ass has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
When your father mounts her his ears pop.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Her nickname is "DAMN!"

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.

This farmer has a bunch of hens that are not producing many eggs. So one morning he goes out and buys a young horny rooster in an effort to get his hens back into an egg laying mood. He names him Rodney. Well that first day Rodney lays every hen on the farm and at the end of the day the farmer finds Rodney trying to make it with his horse. The farmer walks over to Rodney and says "You've gotta slow down or you're going to kill yourself!"
The next day Rodney lays every hen again, and at the end of the day the farmer finds the rooster now trying to make it with his cow. The farmer walks over to Rodney and says "I told you, you better slow down or you're going to kill yourself."
The following morning Rodney lays every hen again, but this time, he lays all the other farm animals as well. The farmer finds all his animals passed out from exhaustion. In the middle of all his animals is Rodney, laying with his legs sticking straight up in the air and buzzards circling over head. The farmer walks up to Rodney and says "See, I told you if you didn't slow down, you'd kill yourself." Rodney opens one eye, looks at the farmer and says, "Shhh, buzzards."

hey popo levey said you started it with a loose head???????

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.