A Forester is not an SUV (it is but not what the rant is about) take for example the Nissan Armada (12 MPG city, 18 HWY). Now that's an SUV. I don't have one and don't really even want one, it is just about the biggest SUV on the American roads and brought to you by ... wait for it ..... NISSAN.
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