Hahaha, not quite

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Geelong has some nice beaches such as Bells, Torquay back and Jan Juc. There's about a billion more down the great Ocean road but I don't really go down there. And no swell? I've been at Torquay when the surf's been so big that they closed the beach... and also when the shark alarm went off, that was pretty funny, people went CRAZY.
Pretty nice to have 10 mins drive down the road too, especially during uni holidays when no one is around. No jellyfish either, just boofheads.