There is plenty of spark and fuel going to the right places! When fuel put directly into carby, will run like a bag of #### for about 2 seconds then dies and won't fire again! Did this with all 3 carbys!

One more!

Mildred, 93, was devastated by the recent death of her husband, Earl, so she decided to kill herself and join him in death.
She wanted it done quickly so she decided to shoot herself through the heart using Earls gun. Not wanting to miss, she called her doctor to ask the exact position.
"It's below your left breast Mildred, Why do you ask?" He said. Mildred hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee!!!

I checked all fuel lines and everything was ok.

Did think of that and changed fuel pump, Still no good!

lol at daveman!!!

Very clever Skey!!

Hi, thought i would share what happened to my motor and see if any of you have an idea as to what would cause it!
To start with, I was driving home one afternoon and my motor just stopped!
No noises, nothing!
Tried to get it going again and would turn over till the cows came home but wouldn't fire! I checked all fuel lines and everything was ok.
Thought it could be electrical so did what i could,(New leads, points, condenser, checked that all wiring was where it should be) didn't find a thing! took it to an auto elec who charged me $380 to tell me that by all accounts it should be running!! Duh!!
They then sent it to a mechanic who in turn charged me another $150 to tell me that the problem was the carby! I had by that stage tried 3 different carby's on the car! WAS NOT THE CARBY!! This is why I am looking at doing an engine swap but if this can be fixed I would like to try and keep my original motor in the car, with go fast bits of course!
So, if anyone can shed any light whatsoever on this problem of mine please let me know, It would be greatly appreciated!

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Very true!!

funny but nasty!!! Here's another one.

A farmer buys a milking machine, Tries it on his penis and has a great orgasm but can't remove it!
He reads the manual and faints! It says:
'AUTO RELEASE AFTER 20 LITRES'

Here's one I thought was pretty good!!!

Tests have proven that before a fatal car crash, city people say "oh F***"
Whilst country people say "Hold my bundy and watch this for f***ing skill!!!"