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Re: Help Required!!
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Blackmail would be difficult..... Fix the rust or I will tell myself prob wouldnt get very far.

Posted on: 2007/4/11 7:18
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Wondering if any of you can help with my dilemma?


I would be most grateful for any advice you could give on this matter of deep concern to me, as I am now in two minds about what to do.

For sometime now I've suspected that my girl maybe having an affair. You know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
Recently she has started going out 'with the girls' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always used keep an eye out for her taxi coming home, but now she always walks up the street, although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner.
The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth.
But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return.
It was whilst I crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
Do you think I should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? ....

Posted on: 2007/4/11 7:00
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Re: cherry question..
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Yes. The early Cherry had the gearbox inderneath the engine. All the early cherries were 4 speed except for the N10 coupe which is 5. This can be fitted with some shortening of the linkage.

Posted on: 2007/3/28 11:04
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Re: Datsun 1200 ute restoration and sale
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Some form of dust cover over those locks would prob be useful.

Top build..... Keep up the good work!!

Posted on: 2007/3/27 10:03
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Re: SUPERCHARGING A15- 10+ psi!!
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Wouldnt it be better after the blower as its the blower that heats the charge up?
I would of thought it would have a better cooling effect to squirt water into hot charge than into a cold charge??

Posted on: 2007/3/23 13:45
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Re: A Joke/Riddle some Humor
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for
retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those
two points would be.


The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of
his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked
out with a bonus of $72,000.


The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
out with $96,000.


The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who,
when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of
my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he
might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the
previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they
decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a
medical officer.


The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em,"
which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of
the Chief's weenie and began to work back.


"Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"








The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."

Posted on: 2007/3/20 20:55
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Re: A Joke/Riddle some Humor
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
to
seek his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an
Irish Soluble Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He
won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a
week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,
who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear
exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas
horrid. Just terrible doctor!."

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor?"

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye, and with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and
tablecloth flyin', ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate
love to me on the table-top! It was a nightmare, I
tell you, an absolute feckin' nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 50 years of marriage!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll niver be able to
show me face in Starbucks again."

Posted on: 2007/3/20 9:17
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Re: A Joke/Riddle some Humor
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A farmer was building a haystack to feed his cattle in the coming winter. Having run low on hay the previous winter he decides to build it higher. He sent his son to the local Indian reservation to ask the chief what the next winter will be like. The chief looked up and said "Bad winter". Later the farmer sent his son to the chief again. The chief looked up and said "very bad, cold and lots of snow". Upon hearing this information the farmer built his haystack even higher. Once more the son went to see the chief. He lloked up and said "worst winter ever, very cold lots of snow". The boy was so impressed he asked the chief how he could predict the weather so well. The chief looked up, squinted into the distance and said "White man build big haystack".

Posted on: 2007/3/19 3:33
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Re: A Joke/Riddle some Humor
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While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk we all know, asked "what's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
To which I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."

Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court cost: $45.00
Look on cop's face...PRICELESS

Posted on: 2007/3/19 3:29
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Re: A Joke/Riddle some Humor
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Posted on: 2007/3/19 3:09
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