My old 351 Fairlane was stolen from my driveway overnight a few years back. Whoever wanted it must have been keen 'coz she had a lumpy cam and double pumper (nice and loud). They had to push it out of the driveway and down the street to start it, otherwise I would have heard it.

I still remember the awkward feeling walking out the front ready for work. Asked everyone in the house if they'd moved my car round the side of the house. 'No', then my reaction, 'F U C K'.