ok, we'll call it a cult..
do we get some beads, beer tickets and a hotdog voucher..

free Avgas and Dynotunes for the Webers...

I thought you were the messiah of 1000 worship and spearwood was its mecca, now i get that there is one the great enlightened rueby leading devotees the way to beer babes and datsuns bliis.

i worship cars and tyres are evil so we must destroy them
beer makes us do burnouts and babes love em , i dont care wat they say coz we all know they lie too

thats my colt

i think u have a few members!
, I put a stack of old potenzas 225/15/s on magna , plenty tread just gone hard, mags out on verge collection and within an hour guys were picking them up, didnt care for the rims just wanted to smoke those evil tyres. maybe the smell of tyre smoke is transcendental and opens ones consciousness to higher experiences, burnout bliss.

well Ill see what I can get for you Dundee. Well in heaven, the beer is free. It comes from the beer volcanoes so no need for vouchers. The beads well, sure why not, but it is not the official ragalia of the Pastafarians. You do know of course that full pirate regaila, including an eye patch and a parrot are the correct atire for heaven, but I am sure the noodly one will let beads pass.

The hotdogs, well I jack up something there...
I tell you what, Ill have to consult my text from our prophet, Bobby Henderson to check.

Just remember people, be careful worshipping false gods such as the one that tells you to do burnouts. Now I am sure the noodly one doesent mind burnouts. In fact, he is a prettty libreal character, but as long as you know to worship him, things will be fine. Remember the warm beer and the VD ridden strippers for the non-believers....

well I think I might be pretty high up the Pasafarian food chain,
the coven in Spee Wood.. is a holy worship grounds.. where we make official sacrifice for virgins and electric superchargers...

Yeah, but isn't there a cure for VD? and I could bring my own fridge for the beer! If not I'm
in too!
Went to a trade night a couple of days ago and miss nude australia was there (fully hot body, got some pretty good pics too), will she be in heaven too?

how about 9:30am?? remember he has guests coming and to respect his time to do all those last minute wife- induced chores!!!

Sounds good to me.

Wont be able to make the start of the run. So who can I call to find out where you guys are???

And meet you there.