it isnt hahaha

hey popo levey said you started it with a loose head???????

so does it just need a clear coat nigel

This farmer has a bunch of hens that are not producing many eggs. So one morning he goes out and buys a young horny rooster in an effort to get his hens back into an egg laying mood. He names him Rodney. Well that first day Rodney lays every hen on the farm and at the end of the day the farmer finds Rodney trying to make it with his horse. The farmer walks over to Rodney and says "You've gotta slow down or you're going to kill yourself!"
The next day Rodney lays every hen again, and at the end of the day the farmer finds the rooster now trying to make it with his cow. The farmer walks over to Rodney and says "I told you, you better slow down or you're going to kill yourself."
The following morning Rodney lays every hen again, but this time, he lays all the other farm animals as well. The farmer finds all his animals passed out from exhaustion. In the middle of all his animals is Rodney, laying with his legs sticking straight up in the air and buzzards circling over head. The farmer walks up to Rodney and says "See, I told you if you didn't slow down, you'd kill yourself." Rodney opens one eye, looks at the farmer and says, "Shhh, buzzards."

No, no happy with it.
Did some more body work to fix some wrinkles & going to respray the whole car.

nope i havent started bugger all yet... still gotta tighten up everything and get the carby fixed up a little bit snapped and mike is going to fix it for me.

I want to change my name to Rodney!

i bet you do....he just wanted to die the best way possible

Your Momma is So Fat...

I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
She puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Her ass has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
When your father mounts her his ears pop.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Her nickname is "DAMN!"

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.

your mumma so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!