thats robocop i am sure of it bailzy... have you seen him at all??? lol

hehe lol... nah

hey datski the bonnet is round at jordy's when ya go lookin for it, unless he uses it to tow people round in his back yard first its not too bad

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns


Dear John


I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching TV.

My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the
road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's
daughter!


I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19. We have
been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He
won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice
urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila



Dear Sheila:


A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine.

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also
check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem,
it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery
pressure to the injectors.


I hope this helps, John

yeah will get it off jordy this weeken if all goes to plan...just been to me mums for her birthday...and im hungry time to eat i think

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home..'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word..

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.

She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'

POPO!

hahaha

bloody robo cop piss off ya weekling

So there he is!