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Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
racetech
Posted on: 2009/10/7 9:26
Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
Kevin, its the health Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sydney has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week! PM: 'SHIT!!! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we’ll be ruined!!' Health Minister: 'We're going to have to ship some in from....Britain?' PM: ‘No chance!! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!' Health Minister: 'What about South Africa?' PM: ‘I’ll call SA - tell them we need ten million condoms; ten inches long and eight inches thick!! That way they'll continue to respect the wallabies!' Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open the boxes. He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, all colored green and gold with small writing on each one... MADE IN South Africa - SIZE: Small  
#2
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
bfunkdlux
Posted on: 2009/10/7 10:10
ahahahaha haha ha
#3
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
revhead001
Posted on: 2009/10/7 10:44
I heard he wanted Australians to recycle their condoms...
By turning them inside out after use and "Shaking the Fcuk" out of it!!
#4
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
Posted on: 2009/10/7 11:22
at least its not like new zealand, they still use lamb intestines, shame they cant wait for them to come out of the sheep first
#5
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
superbin
Posted on: 2009/10/7 11:45
Whahahaha hell no! How did this whole sheep thing start that you guys are so famous for?
#6
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
revhead001
Posted on: 2009/10/7 12:01
Ironically, it started with a sheep!
#8
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
superbin
Posted on: 2009/10/7 12:35
Lmfao hahaha
#9
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
Posted on: 2009/10/8 10:52
i dont know which came forst the chicken or the egg but who wants a used sheep from a kiwi any way (except another kiwi maybe, or a tasmainian)
#10
Re: Joke - Condom Factory burns down in Australia!
akinaspeedstar
Posted on: 2009/10/8 10:55
OI, we dont like sheep.. we like cousins.. (joking)
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