DATSUN THE BUNNY By Lobster

Once upon a time, there was a bunny named Datsun.
He was a cute little bunny. He had a cotton tail and a shiney pink nose. Anyway. One day Datsun was walking down the highway when he decided he should see what was on the other side of the highway. Datsun looked right and left and right again and then crossed the road.
Unfortunately Datsun had never been taught any road sense so he crossed even though there was a mac truck driving towards him at 115kmh
Datsun was split into 3 pieces almost instantly by the grill of the mac truck.
One piece of him hit the ground. One piece stuck to the wheel and spun around 3 times before being flung off into the dirt next to the highway.
The final piece whizzed into the air conditioning duct.

Sunny was a simple man. He had no other love greater in his life than driving. Driving his truck.
Sunny was a truck driver.
Sunny had had a long haul... It was December and he was driving down the Hume highway with the windows open to cool him down. But it was getting in the high 30's now... The windows just wouldn't cut it anymore...
Sunny wound up the windows and flipped on the Air Conditioning...

*What happens next is too graphic to go into detail*

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