i am still waiting for an offer for a run d**khead, or wshould i say orig

Hey I forgot about the direct port LPG injection for at least an extra 000000000000000.1 horsepower !!!!!

AND THE Z3 BADGE ON THE BACK FOR AN EXTRA 300hp

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So if this guy races someone with his M3 for a $1000($680us)... assuming he wins... he would still only have $4000. Now how much was that ute?

Hey don't they make bmw push bikes??
Sounds like he might ride one ???

Call me naive but I thought only mazda's had rota's (being rotary engines) .

I better get my Suzuki mightyboy with twin overhead doorhandles and quad foxtails out cause the fully sic 20min quarters car show is about to start.........

Maybe he should start his own site.

I vote for imaM3tosser.com

I have got a beemma, I really do, don't be mean to me, I am a sad little man, just last week I dragged of a trailer that had a V8 in it, I line him up and smoked his ass.
Original, Why are you here? Your psycho babble is barely ledgable. Your sign in name should be common Dikhead not original. Grow up and live life like it meant something, don't pretend to be something your not.

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Sorry i just thought that so fukin funny quad rotor M3 name after a little girls toy, had $500000 Plus spent on it spose to be making more horsepower than anyone in its class yet runs no where near the times of anyone even tho its got an extra rotor.
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this is a message for all you shiit kicker rust bucket drivers. for the smart ass who said something about my job sit. i ment the ute woudnt fit through the side passage which is a little over a metre (as im working behind the house diick heads. u are all use to packing shelves at woolworths & dont know what its like to own a business. I canjt wait to see who shows up at punchbowl maccas and if you dont want to line me up line my mates quad rota m3 up, and then you can see what power is you dicckheads. your all a bunch of fucckwits

Only one way to fix this, hey original, post some photo's of your "2 tonne lead slead nugget" ( thanks mr_1200, laughed so hard it hurt.) and I dont mean photos that you scanned from the dealer brochure last time you were down there dreaming .

But it sounds like if you want to put up $1000 and you havent got a sub 10 sec car then there would be plenty of MIGHTY DATSUNS that would love to have some tosser money.

this guy is either the biggest ####wit in history.... which is a distinct possibility, or laughing his tits off..... infinitly more likely. His story is barely coherent, and if he is for real he is so damn stupid he dosent even realise it. Im just thankful he has the money and the inert brains to buy a BMW so he isnt driving a datto...PERIOD.
He's probably 15 and still on trainer wheels - who cares, just dont take it seriously.