Heard a joke the other day, hope it doesn`t offend.

An Eskimo is on holiday in New Zealand & his rent-a-car breaks down. Luckily he spots a petrol station just down the road & proceeds on foot.
He talks to the mechanic & he says the car will be towed back & inspected, "Take about an hour, so go and have some lunch" the mechanic said.
The Eskimo returns an hour later and asks how the car is going.
The mechanic says "Found the problem mate, it looks like you f*#ked a Seal "
The Eskimo looks back at him and says furiously "A seal! What about you Damn Kiwis and them sheep !!!!!!"