Why Pigdog, you mean to say that this tatty old Datsun wagon, this van with four doors, this road registered pile of cast off Datsun parts actually went quicker than Roger Cordias car? But surely that can't be. Does it have a blown V8, or a Mitsubishi engine? Perhaps one of those dazzling Toyota thingamy's? Surely it couldn't be that fast with just a Nissan engine, not one that could be driven on the street, .... surely not.
Prey tell Pigdog, just who was the maker of the engine that propelled this 35 year old family model grocery getter to a performance level that was greater than the Cordiakings sleek, modern & specially equiped sporty coupe?
Just whisper the manufacturers name in my ear, ... I won't tell a soul.
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WAIT, a secret encoded message is coming down the Datphone. What was it, .. say it again, ......... what engine was that.
Oh my god, a scabby old
NISSAN engine. That means that an engine from some fools cast off ricer was thrown into this left over parts car, which definately doesn't look like a race car to me, yet it blows the doors off even specially equiped Cordias. Unbelieveable, but there we have it. Proof positive that even disreputable looking old Datsun parts fetchers outrun slick Cordias with ease.
[Thinks to self, ...I wonder if he remembered to take the weeks groceries out first.]
I shudder to think how fast it would be if it was an actual racer.