If you have a really unhealthy affection towards mashed potatoes... and you need to get cured of this affection, get yourself one std Labrador, raze it, and then one day leave a 10kg bag of potatoes outside for the night.... guaranteed you will never ever look at Mash the same way again.....

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My old Lab ate my stash.. Only a couple of grams of weed though. It slept for about 2 days. I didn't try and smoke it's poo though. I did catch it licking bong water a few weeks later!

have a pure breed border collie, which we use for the cattle, then my mum decided to get a s h i t z u, and now it thinks its a cattle dog, it goes down the paddock by its self to round up the cattle, very funny.

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Nice! I have a pug too! They're awesome dogs!

Hey Old School. Do you ever give your dog anything sweet like dairy things. We use to give our dog cheap vanilla yoghurt as a pup for calcium and it would eat its poo cause it smelt sweet, well smelt sweet to her.

our pups eat their #### too when i am trying to clean it all up in the backyard....they thinks its a game i tihnk its disgusting so when i see them doing that i get the nearest toy or tennis ball and throw it at their muzzle n they dropit n run when it hits them!!!

they are german shepherd cross pups...the girl - Sheba - can pass as a pure bred but the boy - Boof - looks like a kelpie i think.


and the little bitch chewed up Luke's weight bench coz she got bored when it rained for a few days straight. now the weight bench needs to go to the tip its just metal and no seat things.

Hopefully when i have to pick up his sh!t it will smell nice.

Crapping Berries ... Classic one Pepper

Out sheperd is 2 now but when she was about 1 my old man removed a tyre valve in front of her the let a tyre down and she thought this was great. Trying to bit the pressurised air

But now if you park the car out the back she chews of the bloody tyre valve. Done the 4 on the work car, plus the wheel barrow and the wifes push bike.

the other day my pup ate half a shopping bag, and about 2 kilos of date palm nuts.
he was crappin berries for days.

At least soap smells better that S### on thier breath. Our German Shepherd eats her own poo occasionally and its discusting. Have tried everything and the vet reconds it is quiet normal for a bitch with puppies.

But she aint got puppies and she aint even got the bits to make puppies. But I still love her