Many years ago one of my brothers sedately left a set of lights in his front wheel drive Fiat while the hero beside him took off and chirped the tyres.
My brother was consequently pulled over by an officer and when my brother asked what the issue was he was told that the officer had witnessed him spinning the rear wheels of his car.....
End result was a loss of points and a fine. I still maintain he should have taken it to court.

I got blocked in one night with heaps of other cars for street racing. out came the book and the defects started one car at a time. i was in a brand new Nissan Vector SSS from the factory. When the cops went over it we got defected for no water in the wiper bottle. How stupid

And the best one was getting pulled over with my mate for doing circle work in a 1200 sedan on nos, we thought it was all over thats it licence/car gone, when it was a mates older sister handed the licence back and said get lost. Very lucky

dumbess thing i have said to a girl cop when she cort me having a piss ''she said you have to learn how to hold it '' i said im not good with knots lol was funny at the time but not so funny when i was said in cort ($800 fine )

makes inspector clueso look like einstein, inspector clueless hehe

"always blow on the pie" haha funny sheit.

I think this guy wins...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU

IMO, This thread is just asking for trouble.

years ago...giving evidence to magistrate:
"We arrested him and he resisted, later i strip searched him and noted some scratches on his stomach and sides"
The judge slammed them for putting the scratches there themselves because i only wanted my glasses which i need to see. "Well, um...Oh...I didnt think he needed to read anything..." PLOD.

..another one

Just reversed into my driveway, a cop car comes to a skidding stop across my driveway - as if to block me from leaving.

Cop jumps out says "What are you doing?"..."I said reversing into my driveway, why?" He says "I though we had a chase on our hands" I'd been driving along at 50kph down my street..?? Weird and dumb too.

Gave him my license he checked on his computer realising I was actually at home, gave my license back and left...

i had a a cop say dont you know i can give ya a yellow sticker for a bov lol has he pointed to a catch can lol ( i neva had used a bov imo there wank factor mods) was funny tho they must get trained that a crome part is bov on any jap cars