I spent the week between XMas and New year in Hospital, so I missed all the fun

I have just got back from a drive in MY Corsair that my Daughter borrows off me. I found all the wheel trims kicked in, and a 30cm Dia dent in the bonnet. It seams that some AH GIN jumped on the car at a News years Party. I am so fed-up with these COONS white and Black in this town. I mean no disrespect to the descent indiginious people. There are many good people here. It is a few I have an issue with. Those that are just feral vermin. I will make a formal complaint with our local coppers, but I do believe that the Indiginious Laision Officer is related to the person that did the damage. I figure that I have two chances of getting anything done about it.
I know it is only a $1000 car, it is going to cost me more than that to get fixed. It just burns me when dropkick ferals think they can do any thing that they want and believe me they get away with it out here. Slap on the wrist and don't be naughty again!
My solution to the problem: 9mm air mail!
TIME TO PACK UP AND MOVE FROM THIS AH HILLBILLY TOWN! WHAT A SH!T HOLE. If you are thinking of comming out this way in your travels DON'T BOTHER! If AUSTRALIA WAS TO HAVE AN ENIMA THIS IS WHERE THEY WOULD SHOVE THE HOSE!!