You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig #OOPS#, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression,
"as greedy as a pig".

oh and ill provide the required poo for the punjis...

I'll put my hand up aswell!

Hmmm Its not surprising that there are already 4 people putting their hands up to raid the pile, and its not even in WA yet.

hmmmm maybe some security is order for Campbelot. Tripwires, some punji whiptraps maybe, punji pits, some guard kangaroos (dogs are soooo 90s), and maybe some guards with Aks. Their fast response vehicles will of course be postie bikes with a 1k as the MFP Special Pursuit, AKA the Interceptor (blower included).

And there is plenty of bush behind our place that pigs frequent. 24 hours later, and nothing left....

I thought you were already banned from Toodyay

Well done Rueby..... get it home and store it safe
Mike and I will be over to see what bits we can use

lol am i bann'd from toojay

dam sneaky russian

yeah definitely got heaps of good parts there...some may just go missing while your away hehehe

Im actually not sure what to do with the coupe yet. It will become a Looooooooooooong term possibility. For now, it will just be filed away. Its the collection of parts that made my mouth water. I kinda viewed it as a heap of parts that came with a free shell.

Now the shed is in a big hurry, as well as the second storage shed.... the 20x7m one that I have spare...

oh and its not all russians, just the sneaky ones!

lucky your a short bloke with that cage . or are you takin it out ? wouldnt be cams aproved with the way it been made

looks like a good score tho

at this stage with all the thous at your house reuby we can do a posty challenge in them instead hahaha