Operator: Hello Herald Sun funeral notices how can I help you?
Jewish old man: Hello I want "wife dead".
Operator Sir you need 8 words minimum
Jewish OM: I dont want 8 words just 2 words for quarter the price
Operator: Sorry Sir but you need 8 words minimum
Jewish OM: Why cant you just give me a break!
Operator: Im really sorry for your loss Sir but we have
a policy of 8 words per notice as a strict minimum.
Jewish OM: Ok ok you are costing me time & money just put
"wife dead and Volvo station wagon for sale!"

Volvo- mardi gras starts in act lol

haha absolutely golden, so much angst!
ps im fresh out of my teens, been on here about 4 or 5 years now and have never gotten any hate here, plenty of useful info but!
and talking about running rare wheels on the road, i just bought one off enkei wheels of a japanese concept car to run on my daily driver volvo.... *waits for volvo hate to start* hahaha

You'd know, your in touch with nature.... Intimately

Looks like a squirrel to me.

I've seen you more flixable than that nige, also involved ferrets not meerkats

So you like it Mik!? ;)

Now that's gay

Pity as the ride was looking good, nothing original but why
he got sensitive about it and tried to sound like DaVinci or
some kind of Fancy Foost artist is a bit lame.

"lots of viewers but few comments"
Umm must be confused with Facebook.
Todays kids want so much attention its sad.

I knew the human race was totally doomed.