It must be well known by now that a B-bomber plane crashed into the ocean,the personel saved its life by parachuting away at the last minute.
All except one member of the crew which happened to be a B210-1200-A series Datsun enthusiast.He was the guy hired to take charge of the B210 and 1200 fleet of "daisy bombs",which are ,as we
all know,using Datsun technology.The air force did not take into account the fact that no allegiance ,be it to a nation,to a religion,etc is in any position to rival the allegiance pledged to
the Datsun brand,and faced with the lunatic task of blowing up a Datsun in the name of antiterrorism,and undoing with one arm what the other arm built with dedication,which would have been an
act of terrorism against Datsun fans and enthusiasts,the officer in question,officer whose ID number is A15-1200-B210GX,decided to take his life and his beloved vehicle with him,and rather
than taking a leap into oblivion,he took a leap into martirdom by abandoning the airplane by means of starting the powerfull Datsun 20,000 ft off the ground,perforating the fuselage as if it
was made off cardboard,and taking the Datsun weapon away from irrespectfull humans up into the kingdom of glory. An act of terrorism against the Datsun community was aborted,and officer A15-
1200-B210GX will be remembered as such,a heroe to our community,and a lesson to the infidels(those who do not believe in Datsun supremacy)
This is been a bulletin.
Use the information with upmost discretion.

Not wishing to alarm anyone but the DLF is following up classified information that the Daisy Cutter bombs being used by the US are in fact abandoned B210's packed with Fantapalm and
pushed out the back of a C130. It appears as if the continued use of this is being questioned as the resulting explosion blows the the body off the 210 but the A12 can still be
started. While that sort of reliability shouldn't surprise us, it's proving a useful weapon for the Taliban who have been using the drivetrain to escape on. If only the US Armed
Forces had consulted this club first - we always knew these cars were bombproof.

10-4 rubber ducky...
We have recently comandeered a bedford van, and we will be using this as a mobile HQ / beer wagon.
It will be fitted with both my spare motors, an a14 and an a15, in a V shape - it will combine the revvability of the a14, with the massive 69
HP of the A15.
I will also get an orange gun from a neighbor, and we are set.

If anyone asks, Teretonga is wallpapering his house...

Linc - i mean Sunny Wagon.

sweet, i put the dont read there so this post doesnt fall into the wrong hands, now as most of you know our airforce (new zealand) in all their wisdom has decided to scrap their fighter
planes, which explains why teretonga is staying in australia... but what only a select few know, and i have first hand heard myself what our airforce is planning to upgrade to, so i shall
share with you all on good faith. now, the real reason the fighter planes were scrapped was to fund a mission to take out terrorists and expecially osama and all the guys. the mission is
being headed by top DLF cheifs from around the globe, because as we all know by now one of the items of interest blowen up by the taleban in a recent engagemet with US troops was infact a
B210, as teretonga put it, "he blowed up a B210" which as you will definatly agree, is not on. so it is all go, you might have already experienced the posts of 2 dedicated members talking in
code, for security i will not and shall never mention their names, but the code went like this "have you found out about the L300 motor yet?" and the reply was "Yeah - don't ever buy one"
which is code translated to "i honestly have know idea what is going on half the time man" and the reply message is "word to Yo Moma, chiccka chiccka waaaap!" so it is definatly all go as you
can tell, as of so this stage assemble in afghanistan are 80 combat C20 personell carriers, 30 combat fighter spec 1200 coupes headed by a turbo wagon rescued from a crusher somewhere in the
USA and 50 1200 sedans have their back with full napalm conversion kits and also this phenomanal foce is backed by 20 sunny station wagons with full 120mm s/w to whatever moves missile
launchers, so this is the offical notice of notice of what is going down, as of the moment we are full, but as time goes on we may need your 1200 to enlist, not because there will be
casualtys but because it will look pretty choice all those dattos lined up and all your fuel is free, so go for it! email teretonga@yahoo.co.nz to show your support!
name with held for secrecy of the mission.