Bloody hell!!
The Perth thread has some serious competition here

You are cheap......

Quite nasty though. And lazy. Pin cushion. Just lies around copping pricks all the time with barely a whimper.

Get a dirty old Falcon ute. I got mine for $1500! It's the best.

astra---- timing belts are a pita every 60000 km.... get a corolla. or the r31 is still a decent chep ride... like me!

I'd wanna test ride before I laid down any money Ivan.

I'll pop over to Bendigo for a squizzy on the weekend. Don't let Mik wear to poor little fugger out before I get there though. I want value to money.

Ziggy- Don't get get a Jeep. Nightmare! Get a little TS Astra or something. Cheap and reliable.

he can you know, $6million dollar man style ...(he must have been a donkey lover too, look at his hair)

Or I can make you an artificial leg if you wish

And we really don't give a stuff about your car Ziggy, walk you lazy prick!

Yes he is a pretty donkey Shoota, would you like to borrow him?

oh i so saw that one shoota but its too obvious... funny but too obvious. your skills are strong.

hashahaha i was thinking the same thing. well if you dont find one- we can surely keep you entertained (or tied up- you choose)