That's a lie.... Nothing can improve it.

Except masses of naked lasses covering it...ummm a wet booby slide would be nice but liquefication would be an issue down below again.

Kiwi lasses? Their thick skin Wouldn't get cut up on all that cheap sandstone and slate.

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An earthquake measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale hit Moe at 9pm last evening, with its epicentre in Haigh Street. The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately $30.00 worth of damage.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their centre link cheques arrived.
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The Moe local paper has reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Moe.

One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into lounge room crying. My youngest two, Kevin and Jason slept through it all."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers

Quote:It's all cracked now:

No that's apparently it....

roflmamo!

Very, very funny post Mik where did you copy that from ;)