i have 2 dyas left of skool and i need u guys 2 give me sum ideas for muck up day. We are already turnin the car park into a go kart track, with grandstand and all. Anythin else???. It cant be 2 bad and cant cause 2 much damage.
cheers guys.
The sooner u reply the better!!!

Find three pigs.
Grease them
Paint the numbers 1,2 and 4 on them...
Release them in the school.
After the janitor has caught the greased pigs, he will spend the rest of the day looking for pig number 3.

remove principles number plates from car. Put on car of similar colour and make. Drive through red light camera fora few hours. put plates back on principles car.

we turned the road out front of my skool which all the classes looks out to into a massive burnout padblock the car from coming thru and had three or four cars at a time doing helis and big burnout i poed both rear tyres on my FJ20T 200B and had to make a slow getaway.

Principals car, get some hard wood blocks and put them under the diff to lift the back wheels "just" off the ground so that it is not noticable. Paint the blocks matt black if needed. Amusing when they try to leave.

Fertilize a big datsun logo in the footy field, this way it will last for months, use a slow release. . .

Take a wheel off the principals car and leave it beside it. Take the nuts. Or better still, leave the wrong size nuts.

Have the Principals car towed.

Don't get too destructive.

u got moto's right?
Ride ur motos throo the coradors in the middle of a period.

eggs in video players.

hire strippers for the principle. ( gay ones??)

flour on the cars, when the stoopid teachers go to hose it off it stiks to there cars like #### to a blanket.

Get a lock smith to change the lock on the principles car.

get a balaclava, and tie the principle up, and lock him in the cleaners closet.

raid the canteen.

put "adult" videos in the principles office. and blu tack nnaked pictures of chiks to his walls.

want more PM me.

I almost lost my license on muck up day...14 years ago Damn Datsun 1200 Wagons being able to transport 11 people...

I REALLY recommend that you don't drive your car anywhere on muck up day. You are obviously into cars, so don't let a stupid school thing stuff with your hobbies.

So learn from the old-young bloke.

DON'T DRIVE.

ps. I like the pigs idea.

on the pigs idea... apparently they are good at walking up stairs, but don't like going back down (same with cows and sheep) bring em upstairs, and they can't get back down.

At our school, a mate of mine made up a note with the school letterhead about silverfish infesting year 8 lockers, so they had to be cleaned out and displayed for inspection during recess. School secratary was good enough to distribute the notes... and year eights were good enough to fall for it...

Put a just married sign on the back of teachers cars

Put a few eggs in open containers hidden around the school.... they'll smell them out in a couple days time...

Yeah and its ok for some! Our prinicpal CANCELLED muck up week for this yr's grade 12's and its a crock of ####...
He said it ruins the school moto and symbolism, what a bunch of wank!

But ive had a vision since gr7, to fully fill a courtyard area with shaving cream or fill a dodgy old paddock basher (definatley not a datsun) with cream or the alike and leave it where everyone can view!!! or better yet try and drive it hahahaha

Jelly or mud restling goes down a treat

Or a really anus trick is fill a water pistol of decomposed, liquiified old horse manure, this is what a mate of mine did 2 years back, gawd it wasnt pretty.....

Yeah pigs good, janitor most prob not picked for the brains and wouldnt know what hit him !!!!!

We carried the Maths teachers Mini up two flights of stairs and left it parked sideways across the corridor

We thought it was funny and very creative BUT nobody else saw the funny side of it. Come to think of it I'm probably still in trouble and that all happened twenty years ago.
I guess you have to be more careful these days and only do little things that dont upset anyone tooooo much.

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HAHAHA THATS GOLD!!!
i'll have to remmeber that one.