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#1 Bad datsun joke!
levey Posted on: 2009/6/20 9:54
A bloke pulls up in his car alongside a young boy, opens the door and says "If I give you a bag of sweets and ten pounds, will you get in?"
The boy replies "No way".
The man then says "How about a bag of sweets and twenty pounds?"
The boy replies "I am not interested"
"Okay" says the man "How about a bag of sweets and fifty pounds?"
The boy replies "Look Dad, you bought the bl--dy Datsun, you live with it, okay?!"


#2 Re: Bad datsun joke!
popo1200perth Posted on: 2009/6/20 9:59
hahaha love it thats pretty good for a giggle


#3 Re: Bad datsun joke!
revhead001 Posted on: 2009/6/20 11:08
Clearly he is referring to a 200B!!


#4 Re: Bad datsun joke!
aidaniel Posted on: 2009/6/20 12:07
nah a 120y


#5 Re: Bad datsun joke!
levey Posted on: 2009/6/20 13:03
A 1000? :)

Why are turds tapered at one end?
So your ass doesn't slam shut!

Yeah another bad joke:)


#6 Re: Bad datsun joke!
reuby_tuesday Posted on: 2009/6/21 1:02
terrible terrible terrible.... cheers me up on a sunday morning at work!


#7 Re: Bad datsun joke!
perthute Posted on: 2009/6/21 1:13
there some bad ass jokes lol


#8 Re: Bad datsun joke!
popo1200perth Posted on: 2009/6/21 2:45
why was the washing machine giggling.


because it was taking the pi$$ out of the knickers.

oh and another one i heard recently haha

rick harts mrs died today.

she died cause kelvinater...ba dum chhh

yeah just thought i might show some lame a$$ jokes


#9 Re: Bad datsun joke!
levey Posted on: 2009/6/21 12:14
And I thought my jokes were bad :)


#10 Re: Bad datsun joke!
Dundee1000 Posted on: 2009/6/21 12:27
speshaly the 1000 one Nige.. !!!



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