So whats the dumbest thing a police man/woman has ever said to you when he/she pulled you over?

points to alternator ... "thats a turbo, i'll defect you for that" lol didnt happen in my car though

after getting caught going sideways in my rx7 in front of a cop he pulled me over and chatted about RX8's with me ????

I had an rbt cop pull me over for a breath test he asked me to count backwards from 1 to 10 when i asked him if this was a trick question or he realy wanted me to count from 10 to 1 and was mistaken in his first statement to which he replied just count smart a55

Just after nearly killing myself running up the back of Hilux at 70kms an hr on my R6 motorbike, could hardly walk - I asked if the copper would give me a lift home -
He said, "hhmmm, where do you live?"

I felt like saying "Dubbo, you pr1ck!"

Luckly for him it was only 2.5kms away!!

Got pulled over speeding gave cop license - he asks where I live I tell him ... Thames Promenade - (I pronounced it T-e-m-s (like the river in England). He says no it's THAMES! (sounding like games) - I decided to let him think he was write, R-tard

cop saw me slide around a round about then i did the bolt down the street
anyway he caught up n he goes for me to catch you i felt like i was at the limit of losing control an then asked me if i felt like i was at the point of losing control

i had a a cop say dont you know i can give ya a yellow sticker for a bov lol has he pointed to a catch can lol ( i neva had used a bov imo there wank factor mods) was funny tho they must get trained that a crome part is bov on any jap cars

..another one

Just reversed into my driveway, a cop car comes to a skidding stop across my driveway - as if to block me from leaving.

Cop jumps out says "What are you doing?"..."I said reversing into my driveway, why?" He says "I though we had a chase on our hands" I'd been driving along at 50kph down my street..?? Weird and dumb too.

Gave him my license he checked on his computer realising I was actually at home, gave my license back and left...

years ago...giving evidence to magistrate:
"We arrested him and he resisted, later i strip searched him and noted some scratches on his stomach and sides"
The judge slammed them for putting the scratches there themselves because i only wanted my glasses which i need to see. "Well, um...Oh...I didnt think he needed to read anything..." PLOD.