Uk telegraph
heraldsun

Can this be true, too many freezing nights has turned Jamie into the same garbage that Aussie rescuers experienced before with the couple saved at sea?

I dont know why they bother with bringing Pom tourists into this country they are tighter with their money than Indians.

Sheesh,

That's not very British of him.

Silly pansy, so he only paid a fraction of the rescue effort costs? Even though he got cashed up for his story.

I was always suspicious that the night before he disappeared,he reportedly took part in some pizza eating competion & ate a lot of food. Seems like stocking up on body fat to me.

At least he had a plan!!? Smart Pom?

Its time we went to Pom land and did something similar.
Forum members please come up with something that we could
use to Pound up on Sterling.
The best idea will win the rights to try it out on your
next trip to her Majestys Queendon :)

Ill start with something lame

Tourist gets lost at Harrods, Father of Aussie Shopper
assist police in search, only to end up dressing up in
stolen Lingerie and running a muck.

why'd you call us poms?
Aren't you Aussies the prisoners that we sent down under to get 'em away from us?..
The prisoners of Mother England.. whatever, Im Canadian now

From a POM to a Canadian?!?! Hahaha. Slight improvement I suppose.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

I'm not even Australian....

And you have to admit, old mate is a bit of a silly pansy. Getting lost and panicky, then selling his story of great adventures with the media and not paying at least half of the rescue effort costs.....I mean, didn't they FIND him?

What a hoot!

yeah what a loser, stupid limey

Hey Limey in Canada (sounds better than Pom :)) you forgot that the scum rapists squatters ran the convicts.

Seriously that prick should be put back where they rescued him.