I was reading lags storys about beating an Xr6t & coops came up with a funney idea.
A tall story contest. I think it will be a great laugh. Coops wrote: He once beat a top fueler down the quater on his push bike.
You will have to read the posts to find it funney
So lets make up some bullshit & have a good laugh. I can be about anything.

O.K then, I'll start where I left off.....
You see I got into this drag race with a top fueller - real fast one.... 6 sec quarters. All I had to race with was my pushbike, so I thought I'd have to stock up on energy food - powerbars, energy drinks & suchlike.
Next thing...... GREEN LIGHT, so I give this massive heave on the pedal & all the intestinal gas created from eating those high energy foods exploded out of my rear end...... Before I realised what'd happened all that methane'd caught alight & with a massive sound - QUAAA WONK - I was down the other end in a flurry of burnt fart gas & choking sounds from my competitor, who was left eating my umm....Dust!
E.T: - 5.56 sec @ 220 mph.

How's that for starters!!??

Thats the #### we want to read i will post mine when ive had a few beers tonight

By tall story I take it you mean a totally bull$hit story.
Well ok here goes;

Phunkdoktaspok woke up in the middle of the night and just had to get on the internet. He had such a good idea and thought it would be really cool to start a thread on Tall Stories and waste band width on a big multinational highly funded website forum.

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Man that's some funny sh1t!!!

Oh, Touche' Phunk, how droll.
The idea is that everyone has a tall story about what their car can do. eg/ That guy in Lagwagon v's xr6 post who reckons his 1200cc engined coupe beat a WRX.
We're encouraging everyone to have a bit of fun with their favourite tall story - Let's face it you've all got one!

Not mine but heres a tall story. My mate has a VN Calais V8 and thinks its the greatest and is great at bullshitting. Heres a couple of his. "Its just a freak of a motor(dead stock by the way apart from exhaust+ the mandatory pod) the other day I dusted a WRX he kept coming and Id just stab it and wave everytime."

"I reckon I would definately have alot more than 200 at the wheels"

"Hey mate whats your supra run?" "12.7", the bloke repleys. My mate then says, "thats #### as my bog stock commo can nearly do that standard"

Then on a different occassion. It would definately be a low 14sec car he says.

He told me his new spark plugs and leads gave him an extra 20hp at least.

Thats enough now as there are hundreds. He is a well known bullshitter but the sad thing is he actually believes himself when he is saying this stuff. (Note: these are Non-fiction stories, he actually said this c-rap)

Ok my second attempt;

www.datsun1200.com doesnt desperately need moderators.

Just the other week, a member of the public was filling up his Datsun with petrol. But that day, there was a fault with the autoshut off mechanism at the bowser. Once his tank was full, fuel sprayed from the filler neck and burped all over his arm.
Frustrated at this he stormed into the shop paid for his fuel and drove off in a huff. So frustrated was he, he just had to have a smoke. He wound down his window, pulled out a cigarette, and lit it. Next thing you know his whole arm is on fire. Not wanting to burn the interior of his beloved Datsun, he flung his arm out the window, waving it about to extinguish the flame.
Then, what would you know, flashing lights and a siren. This fellow get pulled over by the fuzz and gets charged with possession of a fire arm.

See that's funny. It's a joke not just utter bull$shit. I know which I would rather read.