Hahaha...oh somethign about a Datsun parts plane whos doors flew open. so it was rain datsun Cogs

cant remember the joke, only the punchline...... but that's ok cos the leadup was crap anyways- something about a japanese man and his gearbox

"ah it's raining dats-and-cogs"

must have been a 56a

Not bad i almost cracked a smile...

Ok, let me have a crack at bad Nissan/Datsun jokes
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!



#2
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Once upon a time, there was a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

You know what im not sure with some people in austrila will get this one. Some french in there





#3 No offence to woman drivers what so ever i found this joke. Its just liek the Chinese man thing.
Women Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Datsun doing 120 kilometres per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined the phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4once again its just a joke
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady came in and asked for a seven ten cap.
We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said, "I think you want an oil cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damned funny about it."


Note: If you read "710" upside down.... it is spells OIL!!



#5
A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump. "A what?" says the confused parts guy.
"My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."
"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?"
"A Datsun."
As he writes down "Datsun, 28 oz. water pump" the light in his head goes on. "Oh yes ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps. We have 24-ounce and 26-ounce water pumps too."
"Finally," she says. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."
"Yes ma'am. That's because we're a full service parts warehouse. It's our job to have the parts you need, when you need them, like a 28-ounce water pump," he says, smiling, as he jots down customer pick-up, Datsun 280Z water pump, part number ..

hahahahahah..........thats a cracker

Got this from a South African friend via email the other day... he is infamous for sending baaaaaaaad jokes. This is no exception but it is kinda related to cars:

>Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
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>Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
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