sounds like THE DATSUN KING strikes again! little f#ckers.

tea tree oil is a great solvent but egg is protein i doubt it will touch it. saliva would be ok on a small spot. what about laying a wet towell over it to soften it

what about Tea Tree Oil. try it on a very small spot we use it to remove glues etc off paint work and when removing a few vinyl roofs in me time takes off that old adhesive glue for holding them on and its sticks like S#@t to a blanket. Another thing i use for getting crap off is a cap of Kero in warm water with car wash liquid or shampoo. Not household detergent as it contains Salt and should never be used to wash cars. Just wash the car as you normally would sponge etc. Good Luck bud

mmmm i remember a car at mercedes when i was being wash boy, brand new about to go on the show room and it got egged
left some nice spiral cracks in the paint a took a good solid half hour of polishing to make it look like there wasnt egg stains on it to the naked eye

Its a real bi#@h to get off, i wouldnt gurnie it you may damage the paint even more if its really bad take it to a pannel shop they may have something but I had this happen to me and had to get the area re painted can clear coated

Some peope dont have any respect!!

yeah, did somthing like that n its still being stubborn, maybe ill add sum vinegar to the gurnie n blast it off, thanks for the help mate

I think you only use cold water on protein foods .do a google search [ask jeeves]

Get to the egg mess as soon as you discover it. Do not let egg sit on your car, even overnight.
Step2
Remove by hand the egg shell pieces that are not dried onto the car.
Step3
Wipe up as much of the egg as you can with a soft towel, being careful not to scratch the paint with eggshell remnants.
Step4
Soak a towel in a solution of half warm water and half white vinegar.
Step5
Place the saturated towel on the egg stain, letting it sit for 15-20 minutes.
Step6
Remove the wet towel, wipe away remnants and dry the area with a soft, dry towel.
Step7
Take your car to a body shop if the paint or clear coat is cracked, crinkled, scratched or bubbling up. You may need to have to have the car spot-painted or completely repainted.

Found this on google, soaking seems to help.

my baby has been egged, ive scrubbed and scrubbed and the sht wont come off, tried vinegar aswell with no success.... help me please