Nah man I'm talking about the fat that matters, not trans fat or bad fat, but (how do I say this politely!) Crack a fat/hardon etc. I think that clears things up.
Cool reply man, I had a good chuckle.

you calling me fat....

you better stop running there boyo so i can waddle up and sit on you for a bit... but the thought of it makes me break out in a sweat and have to drink 2lt of coke and eat a mcburger to get enough sustainence to make it back from the fridge....



81% of elnarged people cant type... their figers are too stuby for the key board too.

Yes age makes the fat go away slowly, (If you know what I mean about The Fat)

i think the actual stats are 81.37% are true and the rest are made up... or thats what the internet says

a recent survey found that 33.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

The things i use to do all night take me all night to do

Ahhhh, The 'Good old days'. I remember when i used to get a 'travelling fat' when going over a bump in the road or if I seen a nice looking chick or even just for no apparrent reason. Now I need at least both the above things to happen and even then it has to be accompanied with a dirty thought!

What do you mean good old days!

dodn you cant count asking yourself and 2 others about that... but then again im in the 22%

The good 'ol days of being part of the 83%!