What She said. All the book cases in the house and the huge tea chest are full of lovely old tins and I'm bidding on another nice one On ebay.
What he said. That's cool but for every tin you have i need another Datsun or something Datsun. (This also means i need a nice big shed with a mezanine floor) Ahh got that.

or in ivans case, 1 minute- your dreaming honey.... 5 seconds max.....

he says this will only take a minute

in reality" i cbf doing that this will be the longest minute of your life and i hope you walk away before its up"

What he said: Holy sh1t this car has good brakes!
What he really meant; Holy fvck I never thought we were going to stop in time!

What he said: Damn this car handles well!
What he really meant; Holy sh1t that scared the bejesus out of me!

What he said: Wow, this car goes pretty hard aye!
What he really meant; Bummer, this car is heaps faster than mine.

^ thats golden! hahahaha

'rust free' - they're not charging extra for the rust
'good runner' - the body is shagged
'lots of new parts' - its a bottomless pit for money
'one careful owner' -5 reckless ones
'one lady owner' - all the rest were guys
'needs a tuneup' - needs a total rebuild
'genuine reason for sale" - i hate it
intermittent wipe - wipers work now and then, if you kick the wiring harness under the dash
totally original - nobody has ever replaced a part , even the oil filter, so everythings worn out

"it just bolted on and off i went"

he means

"i dropped it off in the morning, swiped my credit card in the arvo and i have no freaking idea what happend in between"

She says: I want sex.

What she meant was:

I want more spending money!

"If I sell these 2, can I get another One(1)?

What I meant was;

"I have 2 stashed/hidden in my brothers shed, can I bring One(1) home?

"Yes I hear you babe"

What he really meant was,


"Wish she would shut up so I can focus on what to do to my ute next"