Not that funny but true,
One night after a few too many drinks, I ran out of beer so my girlfriend and I decided to go to the bottle shop, (I drove, Licence suspended due to unpaid parking fine) Anyway I came to a stop at a stop sign, then BANG! a Daihatsu charade smashed into the back of my Datto, I got out to check the damage & bumper was RS but the back end (boot) looked like I could just push it back out again. The Charade had smashed lights, indicators, grille & bent bumper/bonnet. Remembering that I was driving without a licence and a bit over the limit I told the lady "Look, it's an old car don't worry about it, I can just push the back end out again, accidents happen! OK, bye!"
And I was out of there!
Hope she didn't have too many problems with her insurance claim!

this other time when i was a boy i took my dads precious much loved valiant for a drive when he was away. i couldnt help myself when spinning the wheels i smoked them down to bare rims!! when my dad came home he cried so hard and smacked he even harder.

when i was in high school (not long ago) me and a couple mates ditched class and went to the local car sales yard where i'd been eyeing off a 120y that was for sale as a bush bomb we spoke to the dealer told him it was a school project and in stead got a magna station wagon for $150.

They put some dealer plates on it and drove us back to school and parked it in the teachers car park as soon as they were out of sight 8 people piled in and took it for a spin up the bush.

Being idiots we were trying to get it sideways with a bit of effort it was done and showing off i come around a corner sideways doing 70 hit a tree front on and smashed the front end in.

In a bit of pain i pulled the keys out and got out of the car and to my suprise it was still running wouldnt stop with radiator fliud and battery acid and oil leaking everywhere all 8 of us got back in and drove it back to school (about 10ks) all in time for the last period.

i seriously dont need help peppers i was just yound and stupid. i know i went too far but thats life im old now and no point in regretting things anymore. one day you will understand sunny boy.

so revhead you purposely tried to destroy a datsun 1200?

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ya think!!!
i hardly think letting some air out of a tyre warrants burning down someones car.
i thought we were after funny storys, not stories of reckless vandalism.
id get some help with that mate.

when i was a young man at this party a friend thought it would be a good joke to let down one of my tyres, well i didnt see the humour in that especially considering i had no spare or a pump handy to reinflate it. i was so mad i decided to get some revenge. he had a holden sandman they were just released. when no one was watching (still at the party) i jimmied open one of his doors poured a little bit of petrol on the seats and carpet and threw in a match HA HA HA HA did that wagon burn to the ground or what! yeah i probavly went a little to far but like you guys say live and learn.

I went to work one day and parked the datto just outside the house. Spent all day slaving away only to find at 5pm my car was missing. I freaked out and asked all the neighbours if they'd seen anything strange, but no-one had. I had no option but to report it stolen to the police who were very helpful but weren't very positive.
About 6.30pm I went for another quick search and looked down a grass cliff face about 50 metres from where i'd parked. The drop off was at least 7 metres and it was hard to see stuff down there.
I could just make out a red tail light of my car which was entirely covered with lantana! Somehow it had rolled down and narrowly missed several huge trees....a true datsun miracle....that was the last time i left it out of gear! god bless datsuns

That was a cack mate OH god my eyes are watering i can hardly type.

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What?

About 14 years ago I badly smashed my 1200 coupe and in the process busted my kneecap in half, fractured my sternum, bit a chunk out of my lip and a few other injuries. There was nobody to take me to rehab to get my leg muscles moving again.





So after a month I had to get another car on the go. Enter the white 1200 sedan





The car was #13 in the chain. so assuming that it was unlucky I decided that the car must DIE! It was a saturday night and after a gutload at the Queensbury Hotel I was dropping a mate off near essendon airport when a fox ran out in front of me. Naturally I gave chase but I was outfoxed as it were as I couldn't stop on the icy grass and stacked into a runway guide light.

The next day I took a look at the damage to the RHF and decided that it was time for the car to die so I picked up my old mate Glen and we set off from essendon to Mt Dissapointment for a health check! We ended up rolling the car. It flipped 1 1/2 times and landed on the roof. After some hilbillys helped us get the car on all fours I had to crowbar the rhf guard off and smash the wheelwell back to get half right turn.






After 10 minutes of driving the rear window fell out as it had half popped anyway. It drove like a pig and it was a bit of a handfull but I managed to drive it to m work (pizza hut tullamarine) to have a bite to eat. When I arrived there they said ' about time you got here, wer're flat out' Bugger that my cars stuffed. They ended up roping me into doing 4 pizza deliveries and then wouldn't give me a free pizza. So on the last delivery which was a massive order to a remote customer I tell him 'sorry about the pizza mate, I rolled the car on the way here, they might be a bit messed up!' He looks at the car and asks if we are all right and we told him we were only joshing and that the boss had roped us into it. We all had a laugh until I got back to work and found out the dude had rang the manager to tell him he's a prick for making us do the delivery in a car that was clearly rooted!

Funny times! Sorry about the long winded story. It is still missing alot of details but I can only type soo much.