Only one way to fix this, hey original, post some photo's of your "2 tonne lead slead nugget" ( thanks mr_1200, laughed so hard it hurt.) and I dont mean photos that you scanned from the dealer brochure last time you were down there dreaming .

But it sounds like if you want to put up $1000 and you havent got a sub 10 sec car then there would be plenty of MIGHTY DATSUNS that would love to have some tosser money.