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O.K then, I'll start where I left off.....
You see I got into this drag race with a top fueller - real fast one.... 6 sec quarters. All I had to race with was my pushbike, so I thought I'd have to stock up on energy food - powerbars, energy drinks & suchlike.
Next thing...... GREEN LIGHT, so I give this massive heave on the pedal & all the intestinal gas created from eating those high energy foods exploded out of my rear end...... Before I realised what'd happened all that methane'd caught alight & with a massive sound - QUAAA WONK - I was down the other end in a flurry of burnt fart gas & choking sounds from my competitor, who was left eating my umm....Dust!
E.T: - 5.56 sec @ 220 mph.
How's that for starters!!??
Posted on: 2005/5/24 3:33
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