Not mine but heres a tall story. My mate has a VN Calais V8 and thinks its the greatest and is great at bullshitting. Heres a couple of his. "Its just a freak of a motor(dead stock by the way apart from exhaust+ the mandatory pod) the other day I dusted a WRX he kept coming and Id just stab it and wave everytime."

"I reckon I would definately have alot more than 200 at the wheels"

"Hey mate whats your supra run?" "12.7", the bloke repleys. My mate then says, "thats #### as my bog stock commo can nearly do that standard"

Then on a different occassion. It would definately be a low 14sec car he says.

He told me his new spark plugs and leads gave him an extra 20hp at least.

Thats enough now as there are hundreds. He is a well known bullshitter but the sad thing is he actually believes himself when he is saying this stuff. (Note: these are Non-fiction stories, he actually said this c-rap)