went to the local good year the other week

got the dude at the counter to take me into the factory and show me the tires he was trying to sell me, in there there's this other dude, just too happy to offer advice with great confidence....

he says what are the tires for, i say for the front of my 1200,

he's like "oh all you need is these" (cheapest crap),
and i say "it's got a bit of go mate"
he "my lawnmowers got a bit of go!"
me "yeah but your lawnmowers not twin turbo and injected"
he after being a little gobsmacked
"oh you dont want these then, come over here you want these ones"

i left shortly after without tires needless to say