Hey, i'm convinced that Zero point energy is the way to go.

This amazing technology has a secret inventor named 'Joe' & they tested it on a Rover V8 3500 that aparently comes with a fully sealed all aluminium motor. It was later described as being 'hemisphericly sealed'
Under test at engine idle it was found that by advancing the spark by 80 degrees it was made to run smoothly.

In the first tests the 'device' was connected to the carb preheat tube & it ran fine, but they later discovered that the tube went nowhere except to the "outer casing of the carburettor housing". [air filter?]

Aparently Zero Point Energy is created by 'diferences in the "flouroplasmic density" of the energy continuum or either' [sic]

It would seem that the gas produced by the "Joe Cell" seems to have implosive/ explosive qualities similar to "NITROGLYCERINE" [nitro has IMplosive qualities???] During some tests this 'cell' was placed next to the driver. This is the cell with certain qualities of nitroglycerine thats being placed next to the driver you understand.

When testing the Mark 2 version of the "Joe cell" on a Leyland P76, [a non hemisphericly sealed engine] it was connected to the engine 'via the tappet cover vacuum fitting under the carby" [PCV fitting?] It didn't run too well like this & there were problems controlling engine speed, so it looks like completely bypassing the throttle control causes some problems.

Under test it was found that the temperature guage never moved from "cold." The engine was cold, the radiator was cold & the exhaust was cold, so I guess you could drain the cooling sustem & save on antifreeze & water pump drag. What a bonus. The shorter belt that only drives the altenator should cost less too, but you would probably need a sump heater in winter to avoid excessive oil drag.

This cell has been further developed with the assistance of a [presumed] noted scientist of repute from Newcastle University by the name of Prof. Ron Davis, sadly now deceased [conveniently] & the mark 3 version of the device has now been developed. There are a "large number" of vehicles that have been converted to run on the "Joe Cell' in Australia

With a secret inventor,[who doesn't know WHY it works, only that it does work] a dead Scientist, & big words like "flouroplastic density of the energy continuum" all producing the power of Nitroglycerine from water,.... by Jimenny, i'm going to rush right out into my shed & make myself one right away.
Hey, it's won me over.