hey got one for you GXman...
A Boertjie (Saffa Farm Boy), an Aussie and a Pommie were sitting in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them.

They were initially given the death sentence, but contested this and
Were finally imprisoned for life. But as it was a national holiday,
the Sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20
lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly
said:"It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your whipping, but you can not wish to not be whipped!"

The Pommie thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to
my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Pommie cried in pain.

The Aussie saw this and said: "Please tie 2 pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes. The Aussie stood up with a satisfied smirk on his face.

The Boertjie saw this but before he could make his wish, the Sheikh said: "As you are from South Africa with all that terror and crime,a cricket team which is always losing in a final and the Amabokobokos who can't win anything, - you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Boertjie thought for a second, then said: "Thank you most Royal and Merciful Highness. My first wish is to receive a hundred lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available."
"If you so desire," the Sheikh replies with a questioning look on
his face,"and your second wish?"


"Tie the Aussie to my back..."