Yeah subsitute for root beer over here is sarsaparilla. But theres no subsitute for roots and beers, their a universal language!

I have to agree with L18_b110 tho....
A nite on the beer = beer goggles.
beer goggles + ANY form,shape or size (if male then you got problems....) woman = a massive hangover & the 'what/who the hell are you' line in the morning

On rare occasions it works out for the best, rare occasions tho...

Dave