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Re: My wife will throw me out...
No life (a.k.a. DattoMaster)
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Ok listen and learn kiddies: I have a garage full of toys and here's how.

A. Wheel and deal on parts.........when stuff comes up buy the lot , keep what you need and sell the rest.........hand the Mrs the profit.

B. want more datto parts....take on side work , then hand the Mrs her cut.

C. She won't know it's a deal if you don't educate her. " hey honey can you belive it some guy wanted $1600 for a stock A-series , he's on crack" over the course of time tell about every sale you see and laugh about how outragous the price is, THEN we you find a deal she'll be so conditioned to hearing much higher prices she'll be happy your spending less.

D. Bribes shameless bribes..........make sure to buy her a little something from time to time..........this way you'll throw away money on her as well as your Datsun.

E. Suck up , compliments and more sucking up.........it's like oil changes the more you do this the longer it lasts. Oh and remember you can't suck up 3 minutes before you annonce the CA conversion.

F. Finally diversionary tatics...............if you want an A12 to A15 upgrade announce you want to do a CA conversion , then back pedal and say it isn't practical. If you want a CA conversion bring home ads for used Porsches....you get the idea.

Tom "my wife is my pimp" Grossmann

Posted on: 2006/10/4 17:26
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     My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/4 1:17
       Re: My wife will throw me out... shirley 2006/10/4 4:33
         Re: My wife will throw me out... Bluemax 2006/10/4 4:56
       Re: My wife will throw me out... MisterCarey 2006/10/4 5:50
         Re: My wife will throw me out... Coops 2006/10/4 7:52
           Re: My wife will throw me out... Anonymous 2006/10/4 7:57
             Re: My wife will throw me out... DATTOWHORE 2006/10/4 8:53
               Re: My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/4 13:47
                 Re: My wife will throw me out... WhiteSedan 2006/10/4 13:49
                 Re: My wife will throw me out... mikeys_toy 2006/10/4 17:01
                   Re: My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/4 17:16
                   Re: My wife will throw me out... Rallytwit 2006/10/4 17:26
                     Re: My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/4 18:09
                       Re: My wife will throw me out... converted 2006/10/5 0:23
                         Re: My wife will throw me out... 12OOU 2006/10/5 0:43
                           Re: My wife will throw me out... Dattogal 2006/10/5 0:45
                             Re: My wife will throw me out... Ianey 2006/10/5 1:13
                               Re: My wife will throw me out... Rallytwit 2006/10/5 1:46
                                 Re: My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/5 3:05
                                   Re: My wife will throw me out... WhiteSedan 2006/10/5 9:27
                                     Re: My wife will throw me out... Blats 2006/10/5 9:55
                                       Re: My wife will throw me out... shirley 2006/10/5 12:05
                                       Re: My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/5 16:05
                                       Re: My wife will throw me out... Dodgeman 2006/10/5 16:16
                                         Re: My wife will throw me out... Ronald 2006/10/6 8:43
                                     Re: My wife will throw me out... PIGDOG 2006/10/6 8:53
                                       Re: My wife will throw me out... Anonymous 2006/10/6 10:57
                                         Re: My wife will throw me out... PIGDOG 2006/10/6 11:48
                                           Re: My wife will throw me out... B210sleeper 2006/10/6 17:01
                                             Re: My wife will throw me out... Rallytwit 2006/10/6 19:02
       Re: My wife will throw me out... DatsunDrifter1 2006/10/6 19:24




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