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About 14 years ago I badly smashed my 1200 coupe and in the process busted my kneecap in half, fractured my sternum, bit a chunk out of my lip and a few other injuries. There was nobody to take me to rehab to get my leg muscles moving again.





So after a month I had to get another car on the go. Enter the white 1200 sedan





The car was #13 in the chain. so assuming that it was unlucky I decided that the car must DIE! It was a saturday night and after a gutload at the Queensbury Hotel I was dropping a mate off near essendon airport when a fox ran out in front of me. Naturally I gave chase but I was outfoxed as it were as I couldn't stop on the icy grass and stacked into a runway guide light.

The next day I took a look at the damage to the RHF and decided that it was time for the car to die so I picked up my old mate Glen and we set off from essendon to Mt Dissapointment for a health check! We ended up rolling the car. It flipped 1 1/2 times and landed on the roof. After some hilbillys helped us get the car on all fours I had to crowbar the rhf guard off and smash the wheelwell back to get half right turn.






After 10 minutes of driving the rear window fell out as it had half popped anyway. It drove like a pig and it was a bit of a handfull but I managed to drive it to m work (pizza hut tullamarine) to have a bite to eat. When I arrived there they said ' about time you got here, wer're flat out' Bugger that my cars stuffed. They ended up roping me into doing 4 pizza deliveries and then wouldn't give me a free pizza. So on the last delivery which was a massive order to a remote customer I tell him 'sorry about the pizza mate, I rolled the car on the way here, they might be a bit messed up!' He looks at the car and asks if we are all right and we told him we were only joshing and that the boss had roped us into it. We all had a laugh until I got back to work and found out the dude had rang the manager to tell him he's a prick for making us do the delivery in a car that was clearly rooted!

Funny times! Sorry about the long winded story. It is still missing alot of details but I can only type soo much.