Not that funny but true,
One night after a few too many drinks, I ran out of beer so my girlfriend and I decided to go to the bottle shop, (I drove, Licence suspended due to unpaid parking fine) Anyway I came to a stop at a stop sign, then BANG! a Daihatsu charade smashed into the back of my Datto, I got out to check the damage & bumper was RS but the back end (boot) looked like I could just push it back out again. The Charade had smashed lights, indicators, grille & bent bumper/bonnet. Remembering that I was driving without a licence and a bit over the limit I told the lady "Look, it's an old car don't worry about it, I can just push the back end out again, accidents happen! OK, bye!"
And I was out of there!
Hope she didn't have too many problems with her insurance claim!