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2007/2/20 22:24
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a kerry seior citizen drove his brand new bmw convertable out of the dealership.
taking off down the road he floored it to 80mph enjoying the wind blowing what little hair he had left,
amazing he thought pushing the pedal a bit moor
looking in his rear view mirror he saw a garda car behind him with blue lights flashing and sirens blaring he floored it to 100mph then 110 then 120mph,
suddenly he thought what am i doing i'm too old for this and pulled over and waited for the garda's arrival,
pulling in behind him the garda walked up to the bmw looked at his watch and said i'm off duty in 30min if you can give me a reason ive never heard before i'll let you go,
the old gentleman paused,years ago my wife ran off with a garda,i thought you were bringing her back,
have a good day SIR replied the garda
Posted on: 2008/10/2 16:24
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