I just love that hahaha! It used to b "if u can fix it u can have it" but he was "if u fix it u cant have it", incredible.
A couple of years ago I agreed over the phone to buy a 7x4 motorbike trailer for a set price, when I got there the old bloke selling it was in a foul mood because someone else had turned up wanting it and offered more. Well he did keep it for me at least but asked for an extra 50$!
that was in relation to aidaniels story btw.