Hmmmm how do we end this one? (good god I'm taking the bait!!)

Phunkdoktaspok apologies for the immaturity, and apologies to the seller of the vehicle
as I suspect they are an upstanding citizen with no true understanding of the current
market value of the very interesting 1000 (I do not even know them!!) sheesh what was I thinking.

Unfortunately the 1000 as great as they are
tend to get confused as a 'valuable'
collectors item, sad but true. Thank god for
that because I wouldn't have a passion or
an interest for these vehicles if they weren't
so damn cheap and so damn good looking
( as finances (or there lack of) tend to dictate to my interests/hobbies).

Howzat bud? Are your feathers back in place now you wisened old rooster you, phunky phunk?

Seeing as you are taking the righteous higher ground as the elder, why is it you spend your time (of inestimable worth) writing to such petty fodder as I?