Oh man, you crack me up.

As for the car though, 1968 Four door sedan with a 1969/'70 grille. From the look of it, probably good for spares but some larger & better pictures would give a better idea.
He can keep the tree, it wouldn't provide much firewood for next winter, so we'll let it grow some more.

Probably a bit ambitious on the starting price, in my view, by a factor of ten, but then that's just my opinion.

Hopefully this one is picked up by someone that can do something good with it, even if it's just as spares to save another.

Love your work Chris, please keep it up.