Yuck!
When I was dating my wife, on about the third date she made dinner at my place, candles, romantic music, dim light the whole works. When she served the first course it was 8 oysters each, the big ones & uncooked.
I know a lot of people love them but I was dry reaching after each one, they were too big to swallow whole so I had to chew them first.
Like chewing on guts, they even look like guts, or snot in a shell.
Now that she's my wife I don't have to do that again.