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Re: The Offical ''What was the dumbest thing a cop has said to you?'' Thread
No life (a.k.a. DattoMaster)
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I got pulled over by a silly police women in my sh1tbox A31 ceffy. She asks for my licence, and went back to her car. Then she walks back while looking at the rear bumper on my car hardout. She goes up to me and (smugly) asks, "where are your rear mirrors?" I'm like "what?" She says it says on your licence that you must have mirrors fitted to the rear of your vehicle. I'm like nah, if ytou read it, it says "external rear veiw mirrors must be fitted to both sides of vehicle driven" and she's like Oh, well it cam up differently on my computer. What a stupid bitch.

A mate of my dads got pulled over in a torana. They wanted to engine number to see if the engine was stolen. (Dunno why?) So they open the bonnet, and write down the firing order! hahahahahahahaha!

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