It must be well known by now that a B-bomber plane crashed into the ocean,the personel saved its life by parachuting away at the last minute.
All except one member of the crew which happened to be a B210-1200-A series Datsun enthusiast.He was the guy hired to take charge of the B210 and 1200 fleet of "daisy bombs",which are ,as we
all know,using Datsun technology.The air force did not take into account the fact that no allegiance ,be it to a nation,to a religion,etc is in any position to rival the allegiance pledged to
the Datsun brand,and faced with the lunatic task of blowing up a Datsun in the name of antiterrorism,and undoing with one arm what the other arm built with dedication,which would have been an
act of terrorism against Datsun fans and enthusiasts,the officer in question,officer whose ID number is A15-1200-B210GX,decided to take his life and his beloved vehicle with him,and rather
than taking a leap into oblivion,he took a leap into martirdom by abandoning the airplane by means of starting the powerfull Datsun 20,000 ft off the ground,perforating the fuselage as if it
was made off cardboard,and taking the Datsun weapon away from irrespectfull humans up into the kingdom of glory. An act of terrorism against the Datsun community was aborted,and officer A15-
1200-B210GX will be remembered as such,a heroe to our community,and a lesson to the infidels(those who do not believe in Datsun supremacy)
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