Q: 2 things mate is it actually for sale? service histroy? injected or carby? saprano’s? check it out http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141842/
A: MYSTRO…OMG..Yeah yeah…i got the Sopranos wrong blah blah blahblah………..if that’s all you got then please, i’m quite sure theres a MAN-KINI for sale or some size 17 high heeled Sheep skins boots somewhere on EBAY…See item..220688392203..right up your alley, Please wash the sand out of you VAGINA before trawling through ebay… it saves us all the embaressment…Ps, My spell check is set to “from wherever the F#$K you are from” so those who are still struggling with the fact that they’re walking erect….can still understand it when the cool kids talk about it around the water cooler….. HA ha, I used ERECT in a sentence.
Q: WHY WEREN’T YOU LOT AROUND WHEN THE ELECTION WAS ON WE NEEDED A REAL PRIME-MINISTER AND SOME DOODS TO GIVE A HAND GREAT SHOW YOU LOT from the older generation BOB
A: Snow!…. i do what i can…i’m only only one man…this awesomeness… It’s my cross to bare… but, humbly i thank you.
Q: Mate I’ve got $12.30 in cash in my ash tray. Would you consider taking this along with a half can of vintage Dr. Pepper(A 1993 batch, The best year for DR. Pepper in my opinon) and you pay postage to Zimbabwe? Also if you are interested I have a scratched Matchbox 20 album and a Venga Boys single if you are willing to part with some cash my way… Yours sincerely, Sanjif.
A: I don’t drink Dr Pepper pre… 81, so no!.. As for the venga boys Single, i think we can come to some sort of arrangement…i’ll be in touch
Q: Hey mate just wondering if your interested in swapping an Old work boot, 3 used tissue’s and a mouth full of backwashed coke in a custom plastic cup????
A: You do know this is a sweet 92 Express we’re auctioning…. why do i have to put up with this on a legitimate auction… mate!! see previous posts………..Wooooah, did you say “custom” cup… we need to talk… call me on 1800″luvs a a cup” does it come with 2 girls……
Q: It was january 4th, 1983, Hindley St Adelaide. My beloved Faruka and I sat at a kerbside table at cafe Beegars. As a van much like this one passed us by my Faruka leapt up, tried jumping it but more so crashed through the barrier separating cafe and street, and raced after the van with the grace of a 140kg gazelle wearing tight spandex pants. I’d seen her chase down the ice cream van before but not like this. I had no idea Faruka could move so fast. Before I knew what was happening the brake lights came on, the rear doors swung open and Faruka slid inside on her belly. My first thought was “wow, that’s some impressive rear suspension….” but i was in horror as the doors swung shut and the van drove off. I never saw my Faruka again. But now…could it be? Do you have my Faruka? oh please god, please….
A: Kenneth…we know its you…please stop calling. she left you in the 80′s….we’re happy now. I can totally understand why you’re still trying to chase her down, i’m mean….. I couldn’t believe the first 5 golf balls she sucked through a garden hose, but i have a true appreciation now…if youknow what i mean. You’ll be happy to now she’s trimmed up from the Deuce and a Half..from when you knew her to a sweet Deuce and a quarter….oh yeah…. If you tell anyone about my time travellin’…i’ll gut you, i’ll gut you good. Say ace, Me
Q: Hey dude, time u gave those mushrooms a break, u trippin 2 bad
A: No…..no no no no…………no. Drugs are bad…M’kay
Q: Dude can’t believe you dissed my like that. I offered you free karate lessons. I didn’t know you were so skilled, chicks only want guys that have great skills. Can I come over and have a look this weekend. I could show you some illegal ninja moves from the government, like the ones I used to train Jason Bourne. Anyhoo I want to measure up the rear as I would be looking to tub. Last one I had hooked up alright but snatched in second, going to throw a set of Micky T’s on the rear so I can put in the agony but not miss all the style. You gota learn to listen and let the power speak. Faster you go the more you see. See that…back there. Shake and bake bro. P.S velociraptor’s rock. I’ll bring over my knumb chucks and Bow Staff too.
A: I don’t “DIS” i educate….As for skills …my previous posts and the fact i drive a sweet SEXPRESS…says enough. See that…back there….yeah that was my awesome catching up with me….its the whole “if you’re travelling at the speed of light and turn your headlights on whats speed are our headlights travelling ….sort of thing” if you don’t get it…its OK…i’m pretty awesome. i also like Triceratops…..3 Horns…whats not to like. Stay Ace, Me.
Q: hi mate . usually the jews get around in these, is this one bullit proof or an ex kebab stand ?
A: Hi Rose, you must bee thinking of the 96 Express (when they all went to mud…..) The sheer awesomeness of the 92 Express is enough to deflect bullets…..and just make people give you Kebabs….win..win
On 01-Nov-10 at 00:44:42 AEDST, seller added the following information:

Q: Dude, if I bid an extra $500 on top of my actual bidding price, can I get the Mars Bar? 01-Nov-10
A: No, but i could get you a Cherry ripe and a Hand Shandy
Q: How is the head? Any leaks? Is this the van that was stolen from the MAD MAX set, it was the extra in the first opening scene chase with the Toe Cutter? 01-Nov-10
A: Heads all right, had a big night at a Bucks party last night, as for leaks…naah, security’s pretty tight, no one will blab about what happened with the strippers and stuff… althought the donkey show i wish i could UNSEE. Don’t tell the producers coz they’ll want there cut…b ut yeah…the one and the same.